versus-veritas

1) To stuff my bra in hopes that you'll see me tonight 2) To dry the tears from my eyes when you don't 3) To blow my nose and try again tomorrow 4) To keep in my pocket just in case 5) To dab my lipstick before our date 6) To fix my mascara after you say you love me 7) To clean my glasses and see the truth on your collar 8) To wipe the crap off of your lips when you swear I'm the only one 9) To use every roll to cover your house in blankets of white 10) To replace the toilet paper I wasted on you